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AltUniverseWash - Kanaya's Happy Time Meme Minute

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Hello, my name is Kanaya Maryam, and I am an internet streamer...
(to the side) Rose, Dave, is that the right term? Am I streaming on the Internet?

Dave: Dope-ass meme lord more like, am I right?

Oh, okay. My name is Kanaya Maryam and I am a dope-ass meme lord.
(to the side) Why are you both snickering?

Dave: Watch the memes!

I have been told that I should review a series of Earth memes. The reason for this has not been
made sufficiently clear to me. I trust it will reveal itself in time. Or it will be revealed that a certain
pair of siblings is perhaps, to use a human phrase, messing with me.

PICKLE RICK

Ah. Here we have a man who has turned himself into pickle. He is... Pickle Rick.

Dave: Funniest shit you ever saw?

Dave has asked me if this is the funniest shit I have ever viewed. I can assure you that it is not.

WIZARD OF OZ GUY

Are humans normally so passionate about witches?
Rose, do you know of this witch? Are they perhaps a friend of yours?

Rose: Do you think all magic users know each other?

[pause] Yes?

Rose: No.

PINGAS

What is a pingas?
Dave, do you know what a pingas is?

Dave: [laughing]

That is not helpful.
Rose, do you know what a pingas is?

Rose: Oh my god Kanaya. The joke is it sounds like...

[musing] Pingas... pingas...
Oh. Oh my.

Rose: [laughing]

NAVY SEAL MEME (AS READ BY DIRK)

Is that... Dirk?

Dave: Yep.

Why is he doing this? I do not know what a Navy Seal is but I am quite confident that Dirk was
never one.

Dave: Nah, he totally was.

What?

Dave: Yep. Had 69 confirmed kills in ‘Nam. Nice.

Dave... you are aware that my generally even demeanor does not imply that I am unfamiliar
with the concept of jokes, correct?

Dave: Theory versus practice, Kanaya.

Rose: Oh shut up, Dave.

Yes, please do what my hot wife suggests.

Rose: [laughing]

CONCLUSION

I think that has been quite enough for today. Please join me next time as I continue to pretend
that I am not in on the silly jokes that my darling wife and her ridiculous brother continue to try to
play on me.

Dave: What?

I was just saying that you are truly the dopest of the ass meme lords, Dave.

Dave: Nice.

[laughs]

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from [S] Press Play, released January 4, 2021

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